Banka på anka

Banka på anka.

This picture to the right is the current version of the anka. It is the inhabitor of the death nest in singapoor and he likes to bring people to the death nest so he can eat them. He is also a cannibal which likes to eat chicken wings from buger knig. In his sparetime he enjoys ripping his tongue out, he admits that it's his way of using a cbt device. He feels more pleasure on his facial region than on his balls. Even if it felt better, that would not even work on him anyways since he got his balls cut off with a fork when he was 7 minutes old.

His name assigned to birth was "Anka Dick the Third". Later on in life he decided to change his name into the best idea he ever got, banka på anka. It translates into hitting duck with baseball bat. Nobody knows why he decided to but rumors wander around believing that it is his fetish.

He works as a thai massager so that he can feel other men's ass. He also injects drugs into them so that they will be numb and sleep. When they fall asleep he will attach a cbt device draggin their pubic hairs out of their belly button. This magical cbt device was made by Banka på Anka himself.