Balecks

Balecks the Impostor
Balecks started off as a tiny child born next to his friend later on in life, Banalecks. By the age of 4 days and 9 hours he mastered the ways of acting. He made a lot of movies by the age of 1, the most famous one out of his 217 movies was "My passion" where he explains his passion to bananas in an extremely emotional way in the form of a movie. The movie was 17 hours and 11 minutes long and it's a documentary.

When he was 2 years old he met the extremely mentally ill man Banalecks. Balecks decided to change his name to "Leonardo D. Ick" as he didn't like the fame. He saw something in this man which gave him warmth, so they made a famous movie called "A story of food" where food is the main protagonist and the villain is obesity. After the movie Banalecks got all of the fame, and Balecks got jealous, even though he didn't want the fame. But that wasn't the reason, it was because Banalecks got a girlfriend called "Banalecksandra".

Balecks decided to declare war in Israel in exchange of the girlfriend and killed Banalecks twice with a tank.

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