Seizure Man

Lore A few years ago a famous video got uploaded to Tube is You where a black geezer gets a severe seuizure. This was the beginning of the organization called lives of black dudes matter. This organization's main priority is to save black guys who get strokes and seuzureis in public. Unluckily this man (See picture on the right side of your screen) got a seizur in his own home where his corpse got found several centuries after his death.

The body was found dead with the song named "Android Porn Dubstep" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igZVV_TFa0&t=106s) made by Kraddy playing on repeat. After the polic researched further into this, the death cause was: "too much drip musik". When the police officers listened to the song and the beat dropped, they also fell to the ground moments after it dropped. The police men sadly passed away at the local hospital.

The real question remains. How did his phone never run out of battery???????? Maybe he unplugged his power bank when the police entered his house.